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|A big Scotsman comes out of a bar and he is roaring
drunk, he staggers down the street and finally passes out in the gutter.
Along comes a sweet Scottish Lass, she has always wondered what a Scotsman
wore under his kilt, so she lifts the Scotsman kilt and takes a peek. She
is so awed by what she sees that she takes the blue ribbon out of her hair
and ties it around him, pulls his kilt back down and leaves. A while later
the Scotsman wakes up, gets on his feet and staggers into a nearby alley
to take a leak. He pulls up his kilt, looks down and says, "Ach laddie, I
don't know where ya been, but ya won first prize!"